Mario saves Princess Peach, but things get a little creepy when he asks her for a kiss.
EP2 A Dog on the $25,000 PyramidSep 10, 2008
A dog and his human partner fail at The $25,000 Pyramid.
EP3 Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted as His Own AttorneySep 15, 2008
Bob Marley defends himself against cops when he says he "shot the sheriff".
EP4 AdoptedSep 21, 2008
Michael's parents reveal that they are not his biological son and that he was adopted when born.
EP5 A Scotsman Who Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the ScreenSep 29, 2008
A Scotsman makes some negative comments at the mistakes made by some of America's favorite film characters while he's watching the movie on his TV. He watches Tootsie, The Muppet Movie, The Breakfast Club, and Back to the Future.
EP6 Two Ducks Watch 'Meet The Parents'Oct 03, 2008
Two male ducks believe that "Meet the Parents" isn't funny.
EP7 A Scotsman Who Still Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the ScreenOct 13, 2008
The Scotsman continues to make negative comments at his TV screen while watching a movie. This time, he watches Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Truman Show, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and The Shawshank Redemption.
EP8 Cat Staff MeetingOct 19, 2008
A cat staff meeting is interrupted by a dog smashing the office building with a wrecking ball.
EP9 Barry Gibb Rides a Roller CoasterOct 26, 2008
Instead of screaming, Barry Gibb sings while going down on a roller coaster
EP10 Marital TroublesNov 02, 2008
A mime and his wife get divorced because he gave her the silent treatment.
EP11 Jeff Goldblum WafersNov 09, 2008
Jeff Goldblum makes a commercial about his own wafers that talk.
EP12 Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas EveDec 22, 2008
Jesus states that he sees people decorate their homes for his birthday, but not Vishnu
EP13 The Frog PrinceDec 30, 2008
The story of The Frog Prince goes wrong.
EP14 Monkeys Talk About ReligionJan 06, 2009
A father monkey and his son discuss about the "Monkey God" and "Monkey Jesus".
EP15 Mountain ClimberJan 12, 2009
A mountain climber poops while on top of a mountain and lands on a couple getting married.
EP16 Ted Nugent is Visited by the Ghost of Christmas PastJan 18, 2009
Ted Nugent kills the Ghost of Christmas Past. Afterwards, his family eats it for dinner.
EP17 Mad Cow DiseaseJan 27, 2009
A cow couple discover about Mad Cow Disease on the news.
EP18 The Bartender Says...Feb 05, 2009
Two men in a bar tell a "Bartender Says" joke about a horse. Surprisingly, a horse is in the bar and gets offended by the joke.
EP19 Backstage with Bob DylanFeb 17, 2009
Popeye and Bob Dylan get into an argument after a concert.
EP20 Fred and Barney Try to Get Into a ClubFeb 24, 2009
Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble try to get into an exclusive nightclub, but are denied admission.
EP21 Beavers: Assholes of the ForestApr 21, 2009
Some animals claim that a beaver messed up quite a lot of things in the forest.
EP22 Things You Never HearMay 23, 2009
This episode counts down the top ten things one never hears.
EP23 A Trip to the PsychiatristJun 12, 2009
A bulimic woman named Abbie visits the Psychiatrist.
EP24 AIDS Patient ZeroMay 12, 2009
A Canadian man and monkey have gay sex, where a bombshell is dropped.
EP25 Name That Animal Penis!May 12, 2009
A game show about figuring out an animals penis is much more difficult than imagined.
EP26 Die, Sweet Roadrunner, DieMay 12, 2009
Wile E. Coyote succeeds in killing the Road Runner, but is now left with the question: "What do I do now?"
EP27 Sex with... #1May 12, 2009
A showcase of sexual moments, which include...
Mr. Sulu
A Folk Singer
A Necrophiliac
A Trapeze Artist
EP28 A Fat Guy Working OutMay 12, 2009
A fat guy is going to work out... and then puts it off and gets a sandwich.
EP29 A Gay KnightMay 12, 2009
A gay knight refuses to fight a dragons due to not wanting to be killed.
EP30 A Douchebag Unicorn Gives a Public Service AnnouncementMay 12, 2009
A Douchebag Unicorn ends up giving a PSA about how Marijuana is great and how you should write down your ideas.
EP31 Fred Flintstone Takes a ShitMay 12, 2009
Fred Flintstone takes a shit... that's about it.
EP32 Stuck on a Life Raft with Matthew McConaugheyMay 12, 2009
A random man stuck on a life raft with Matthew McConaughey resorts to cutting off his leg for food and eventually stabbing him in the chest as Matthew just prattles on.
EP33 Two Persian Guys Try to Get Ladies into Their Sports CarMay 12, 2009
Two Persian guys act like stereotypes to get ladies in their sports car for a night on the town.
EP34 He Who Lives in a Glass House...May 12, 2009
A man who lives in a glass house has a machine gun installed on his roof to fend off annoying neighbors.
EP35 Sex with... #2May 12, 2009
Another showcase of sexual moments, which include...
Dick Cheney
Gilbert Gottfried
A Midget
Optimus Prime
EP36 Quentin Tarantino Performs a CircumcisionMay 12, 2009
Quentin Tarantino crashes in to perform a circumcision on a baby.
EP37 The Wizard of Oz, Adjusted for RealityMay 12, 2009
When the group succeeds in stopping the witch, they are shocked to discover that The Wizard was literal with their requests...
EP38 Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?May 12, 2009
To have sexual relations with your mother.
EP39 Sex with... #3May 12, 2009
The final showcase of sexual moments, which include...
A U.S. Senator
A Tube Of Toothpaste
A Redneck
A Sheep
EP40 Dirty VaudevilleMay 12, 2009
Two singers sing about the smallest pussy in town.
EP41 Fat JesusMay 12, 2009
Some villagers ask help from Jesus for a crippled man, but Jesus is too preoccupied with his acid reflex.
EP42 Dracula Meets Magic JohnsonMay 12, 2009
Dracula invites Magic Johnson over for dinner with bad intentions.
EP43 The Sneeze Throw-UpMay 12, 2009
Exactly what it says on the tin...
EP44 The Settler's First Attempt to Buy Manhattan From the IndiansMay 12, 2009
Settlers attempt to give beads to the Indians in exchange for Manhattan, but things don't entirely work out.
EP45 Four Years of 'Entourage' in Ten SecondsMay 12, 2009
The first four years of the "Entourage" series (Between 2004-2008) is summed up in ten seconds.
EP46 Tara Reid is Not Looking So Good LatelyMay 12, 2009
Apparently Tara can only speak out of her stomach.
EP47 Small Talk with Aunt HelenMay 12, 2009
Aunt Helen talks to her nephew about his wife and is disturbed by what they did with a slice of leftover wedding cake.
EP48 Marie Antoinette's NotepadMay 12, 2009
We see Marie Antoinette's process on how she came up with "Let Them Eat Cake".
EP49 Sheep ShearingMay 12, 2009
A sheep gets way too interested in his owner shearing him.
EP50 What Happens if You Feed a Dog Chocolate While He Wears a Tin Foil Hat in the MicrowaveMay 12, 2009
A dog is fed chocolate while he wears a tin foil hat in the microwave for 15 seconds with disastrous results. Wil Wheaton cameos at the end, explaining that it was a bad idea.
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